Dealing With Fudge
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Dealing With Fudge

Prompt: TheGreyLady gave BefuddlementDraught to CorneliusFudge
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Genre: Humour
Status: Complete
Word Count:
Notes: Written for the fictionalley.org Advanced Potion Making Challenge
 
 
 

Headmistress!" Nearly Headless Nick exclaimed, head bursting up through the floor.

"Nick," McGonagall replied, looking up wearily from her desk. True, the war was over, but that didn't mean an end to politics or indeed paperwork. "Can I help you."

"Hagrid reports that Fudge has just arrived with a team of Aurors."

Fudge, lately Minister of Magic, had taken on the Department of Education. The appointment had been seen largely as a joke to start with since Hogwarts, the only institution in the UK was fiercely independent but he had managed to make her life a misery over the past few months.

"Again? See if you can delay him, I need to see to this before the Governor's meeting."


* * * * * * *

"Did you hear?" Dennis Creevey whispered to Euan Abercrombie during Herbology. "Stephen told me that Elise had told him that McGonagall gave Fudge basilisk venom because he dared to enter her office without knocking first."

"I heard that it was Snape. Peeves told me that he's been hiding out in the dungeons for years and he wanted to get his revenge on Fudge for trying to put him in Azkaban."

"Suddenly even Snape seems good," Creevey replied gloomily. It was a sad state of affairs if that was the best gossip going. Compared to his earlier schooldays, when Harry Potter had been there, life was dull.


* * * * * * * *

"Sir Nicholas," McGonagall snapped, glaring over the top of her glasses. "Could you please explain the rumours I have heard today? When I asked you to delay Fudge, I was not countenancing permenant damage to a Ministry official!"

"I don't believe you could call it serious damage, Headmistress. After all, it's a very close approximation to his normal state of mind."

"Explain yourself this instant!"

"Oh, it wasn't anything dangerous. It was nothing but a bit of harmless fun, gave the students something to laugh at during lunch. The Grey Lady gave Befuddlement Draught to Cornelius Fudge. Still, it might make him think twice about barging in again."

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