These quotes are gathered from various sources, not all of which I remember.
Some are from Robert Heinlein's 'Time Enough For Love' a brilliant sci-fi book.
'I do not suffer from stress, I am a carrier'
'Anyone can win, unless there's a second entry.'.
For some reason, this reminds me of Fuji. On the other hand, he'd
probably win anyway.
'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live'
~Albus Dumbledore
'The early bird catches the worm, which just goes to show that the
worm should have stayed in bed'
'The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese'
'For sale: 1 parachute. Unopened - used once, small stain.'
'I am not lying. I am merely being economical with the truth'
'I do not have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem'
'Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines'
'Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous
and wrong'
'If the whole world depends on the youth of today, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years'
~Socrates
'The object of war is not to die for your country but to make sure the other bastard dies for
his'
'Practical politics consists of ignoring facts'
'By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man - man himself.
So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.'
'Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win'
'There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort
against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?'
'No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and, in the long run, no state
ever has. Roman matrons used to tell their sons: "Come back with your shield or on it." Later on this custom declined.
So did Rome.
'All men are created unequal'
'Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.'
'It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion but it is better still to be a live
lion. And usually easier.'